The Kettle Black

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Fifty Albert, 50 Albert Rd, South Melbourne VIC 3205

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South Melbourne's postcard brunch cafe. Victorian terrace charm and serious specialty coffee.

A photogenic Victorian terrace set against a modern tower. polished, design-forward brunch energy that can tip into loud, chaotic peaks on weekend mornings.

A serious specialty-coffee setup (Synesso MVP Hydra, multiple Mazzer grinders, an EK43, Five Senses beans), a striking heritage-terrace-meets-tower exterior, and outdoor seating for warmer months.

Reviewers frequently flag it as pricier than other cafes, with mixed views on whether portion sizes and food quality justify the premium.

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Fifty Albert, 50 Albert Rd, South Melbourne VIC 3205

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South Melbourne

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