Smokio Cattlehouse

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Closed nowOpens 11:30amSunday: 11:30am - 2:30pm, 4:30pm - 8pm
shop 25,102/114 Gladesville Blvd, Patterson Lakes VIC 3197

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Patterson Lakes' smoke-forward BBQ joint with pit-master platters, brisket, and burgers that impress.

A clean, welcoming smokehouse with an authentic American BBQ atmosphere. you can smell the smoke before you walk in. Dine-in and takeaway both available. Energetic during lunch and dinner service, with a relaxed vibe between rushes. Counter ordering with table service.

Pit-master family platters with generous protein portions (brisket, pulled pork, ribs, wings, sausage). Gluten-free bun option available. Takeaway and delivery (Uber Eats) available. Owner-operated with visible pride in technique and product.

American-style low-and-slow BBQ with genuine technique. multiple American-born reviewers including someone who has eaten BBQ in Tennessee, Texas, and Kansas City rate it highly. The smoke flavour is a consistent standout.

Generally rated as well-priced for the quality. reviewers are pleasantly surprised by affordability relative to the smokehouse category. A platter for two at around $80 raised some eyebrows, but the quality justifies it for most. Chip portion size drew some criticism.

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