Caz Reitop's Dirty Secrets

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Closed nowOpens 4pmSunday: 4pm - 11pm
80 Smith St, Collingwood VIC 3066

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Smith Street speakeasy cocktail bar with stand-up comedy nights and a private basement vault.

Moody, grungy-but-cosy speakeasy with a classy, intimate feel; reviewers repeatedly describe the vibe as one of the best reasons to visit.

Private downstairs Basement/Vault event space that can bring in DJ decks, open until 3am Friday and Saturday, and regular stand-up comedy nights including a Sunday open mic.

Not applicable - the venue's identity is built on speakeasy bar culture and comedy programming rather than a specific food heritage.

Sits at typical inner-Melbourne bar pricing - one reviewer flagged $12.50 for a 330ml can as steep, though most reviewers rate the cocktails and vibe worth the price.

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80 Smith St, Collingwood VIC 3066

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Collingwood

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